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Post by Justbec on Sept 2, 2024 16:26:43 GMT
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
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Post by Justbec on Sept 2, 2024 16:33:08 GMT
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the poker table? A: Because he was on a roll.
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Post by outlaw on Sept 2, 2024 18:44:26 GMT
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Post by Justbec on Sept 4, 2024 17:05:55 GMT
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
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Post by Justbec on Sept 5, 2024 16:17:26 GMT
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
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Post by Justbec on Sept 8, 2024 18:04:04 GMT
Five guys walk into a bar. You think one of them would’ve seen it.
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Post by Justbec on Sept 10, 2024 16:49:11 GMT
Did you hear about the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder.
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Post by Justbec on Sept 13, 2024 16:00:09 GMT
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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Post by Justbec on Sept 13, 2024 16:00:21 GMT
Why wouldn't the Pony Sing? Because he was a little hoarse.
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Post by Justbec on Sept 14, 2024 16:35:47 GMT
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
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Post by Justbec on Sept 17, 2024 16:31:29 GMT
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle.
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Post by lillygurl360 on Oct 6, 2024 4:38:47 GMT
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. Very funny!
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