A Back-To-School Shopping List For Your Liberal Child

[Fuzzems]

I have.

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Doesn’t seem like it

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Aug 9, 2021 22:12:06 GMT @saintray said:

The day you have dreaded is finally here! It's time to send your progressive kids into that COVID-infected world of white supremacy known as public school. Will a bully misgender them? Will they meet enough sexual partners? It can be a scary time, but it's slightly less scary if you're prepared. Here's what you should have on your shopping list:

-Extra kleenex in case there are no conservative students nearby to drink their tears: Conservatives are usually walking around with special tumblers for catching delicious liberal tears, but your child should be prepared-- just in case they aren't around.

-Ziplock baggies of Kale: Every good liberal keeps at least a few of these on hand to fuel their rage at heteronormative white supremacy. Be sure to stock up on extra kombucha as well.

-A brown paper bag: This should be used to cover your child's head if they're white.

-Bricks and Molotovs for the anti-school-choice protest their teacher is organizing: Make sure your kid is prepared for the most important life skill: protesting!

-A coffin, since they will probably die of COVID: If your liberal kid is going to school, they will definitely get COVID and die. Be sure and have their last will and testament ready to go as well.

-Extra opposite-gender clothing in case they need to switch genders during recess: It's a great way to get out of kickball.

-Cyanide capsule for if someone tries to give them an opinion they disagree with: If someone expresses a conflicting opinion, it's game over. Train them to quickly bite down on the capsule and fall over to avoid debate.

-Gasoline and matches in case they ever encounter an American Flag: Or worse... a Tuttle Twins book!

-Set of crayons for drawing inclusivity rainbows: Don't forget to remove all white crayons.

-A calculator that gives an answer of "5" when you enter "2+2": Teach your kid to reject western obsession with "correct answers" and decolonize math!

-Extra Plan B pills: Also, be sure to pack a megaphone so they can shout their abortion at recess!

-Spiked mace to crush human skulls with: In case they encounter a Nazi.

-A Tuttle Twins book: For burning.

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Re-post, just because it was so good.


    

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Doctors know their stuff in Indiana.

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Aug 10, 2021 17:00:02 GMT @jma23 said:

Doctors know their stuff in Indiana.

Not clicking

Pointless

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Aug 10, 2021 15:06:01 GMT @im2 said:

Aug 10, 2021 10:46:05 GMT Fuzzems said:

I am not and have never denied the seriousness of covid. When we locked down initially in March 2020 I supported that. We didn't know what we were dealing with. The lockdown was not to make covid disappear. Any one with a brain knew that it wasn't going to magically go away. The point of the lockdowns was NOT to stop covid from moving through the population. A virus is going to do what a virus does. The point was simply to delay it a bit and hope that hospitals didn't have patients lying in gurneys in the halls. We did so well with that in fact, that our local hospitals LAID people off during the outbreaks since there were so few cases. Then Govt realized, Ooooh we LIKE to control people, this is the schits! So, they moved the goalpost from "2 weeks to slow the spread" to trying to pretend we can eradicate covid. Sweden didn't lock down and go through all of this and now they basically have herd immunity and are faring better than most other parts of the world.

As for vaccines, I am not in any way Anti Vax and it is interesting how MANY liberals can't be bothered to get a yearly flu shot which is also quite deadly to the elderly and some flus were far more deadly to children as is covid. If I was covid naive, meaning i have never had covid, then I would seriously consider the vaccine though with reservations. However, since I had covid, I have read many studies that it is rare to acquire it a second time, that if you do get it a second time it far less serious and there is lasting immunity. Therefore I do not think I need to take the vaccine. That is my personal choice supported by the science.

You might want to recheck what you said about Sweden because they had a serious outbreak and this time they went into lockdown. You on the right are funny when you talk about government control. Your side wants to have government control over marriage and dimilar things, but mitigating a deadly pandemic is too much gocernment. Last, your opinion about immunity is not exactly covered by science sine no one really know how long immunity really is.

Flan, are you going to correct that spelling?

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Go AWAY

NO ONE CARES

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Aug 10, 2021 22:11:25 GMT @flan327 said:

Go AWAY

NO ONE CARES

Filter is your friend.

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Aug 10, 2021 22:36:09 GMT @saintray said:

Aug 10, 2021 22:11:25 GMT @flan327 said:

Go AWAY

NO ONE CARES

Filter is your friend.

Go away

NO ONE CARES

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Aug 10, 2021 21:24:42 GMT @flan327 said:

Aug 10, 2021 17:00:02 GMT @jma23 said:

Doctors know their stuff in Indiana.

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Pointless

True, it was from Indiana. 

Very pointless.  

Haven't seen much in the way of educated responses from Indiana these days. 

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Aug 11, 2021 15:28:53 GMT @jma23 said:

Aug 10, 2021 21:24:42 GMT @flan327 said:

Not clicking

Pointless

True, it was from Indiana. 

Very pointless.  

Haven't seen much in the way of educated responses from Indiana these days. 

Are you Dio?

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Do you have a high school diploma?

[lillygurl360]

Aug 9, 2021 22:55:30 GMT @saintray said:

Aug 9, 2021 22:27:55 GMT @flan327 said:

I’ve never liked you

For good reason

I’m a Liberal

This reminds me of my observation thread because I like you just fine. I am more tolerant.

Now you have to admit that this was very funny!

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Aug 14, 2021 18:57:16 GMT lillygurl360 said:

Aug 9, 2021 22:55:30 GMT @saintray said:

This reminds me of my observation thread because I like you just fine. I am more tolerant.

Now you have to admit that this was very funny!

No one has to ADMIT ANYTHING

LILITH

[lillygurl360]

Aug 10, 2021 10:47:58 GMT Fuzzems said:

At this point, the BS about "delta" is a lot of BS. Hospitals are not currently testing for "delta". Only a small sampling of tests are sent to the State run labs that can even do Delta testing. So, if you think you are going to walk into an ER and get a covid "Delta' test, you are very misinformed.

As for delta, it seems more infectious but is far less deadly

And can you wake up to the fact that the common cold is also a coronavirus?

Nobody is testing for this virus!