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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2021 23:27:34 GMT
BATTLE CREEK, MI—Amid public outcry, The Kellogg Company has finally removed the outdated cereal name Froot Loops, changing the sugary breakfast food's name to the more modern "LGBTQ Loops.“ The move will at long last replace the controversial "Froot" with the more acceptable "LGBTQ." "This was a long time coming," said a spokesperson. "When we introduced Froot Loops in 1963, Froot was an acceptable term. But times change, and humanity only gets more and more moral." "We are sorry for all the hurt we have caused with the offensive term 'Froot' all these years." The rainbow-colored cereal has long been the breakfast of choice for the LGBTQ community, bravely showing its support for the movement with every diabetes-packed bite. Now, the name will finally reflect the stunningness and bravery of the major corporation. babylonbee.com/news/froot-loops-changes-name-to-more-pc-lgbtq-loops?fbclid=IwAR2ZnZ3K-ZskRZWzw3QvaUhk8yW8bazXXhvKIvnFgsDJZB2YT_bRNrjdwzk |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2021 23:34:38 GMT
Only from the BB, lol.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2021 23:37:33 GMT
I don’t like that cereal
Never have
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Post by lillygurl360 on Jul 20, 2021 0:25:02 GMT
BATTLE CREEK, MI—Amid public outcry, The Kellogg Company has finally removed the outdated cereal name Froot Loops, changing the sugary breakfast food's name to the more modern "LGBTQ Loops.“ The move will at long last replace the controversial "Froot" with the more acceptable "LGBTQ." "This was a long time coming," said a spokesperson. "When we introduced Froot Loops in 1963, Froot was an acceptable term. But times change, and humanity only gets more and more moral." "We are sorry for all the hurt we have caused with the offensive term 'Froot' all these years." The rainbow-colored cereal has long been the breakfast of choice for the LGBTQ community, bravely showing its support for the movement with every diabetes-packed bite. Now, the name will finally reflect the stunningness and bravery of the major corporation. babylonbee.com/news/froot-loops-changes-name-to-more-pc-lgbtq-loops?fbclid=IwAR2ZnZ3K-ZskRZWzw3QvaUhk8yW8bazXXhvKIvnFgsDJZB2YT_bRNrjdwzkLol,oh noes !Say it ain't so Joe! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2021 10:21:31 GMT
Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben have changed too
Meh
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2021 10:42:22 GMT
Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben have changed too Meh And Cracker Jack is now Caucasian Jack. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2021 10:44:05 GMT
Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben have changed too Meh And Cracker Jack is now Caucasian Jack. Joking I hope… |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2021 10:47:36 GMT
And Cracker Jack is now Caucasian Jack. Joking I hope… PLANO, TX—When ballparks finally open again, those standing for the traditional seventh-inning stretch will be singing some different lyrics to "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." After over 100 years of selling its caramel popcorn snack under the name Cracker Jack, Frito-Lay announced today that it would be rebranded as the less offensive "Caucasian Jack." "We are very sorry to all the crack---er, I mean, Caucasians we have hurt over the years," said a spokesperson. "Cracker is an offensive stereotype, and we must make sure that all foods and snack products are culturally sensitive. Think about all the white people who have had to suffer in silence as tens of thousands of baseball fans sang out the hurtful lyrics 'Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks.'" "No more. The bigotry stops today." The move was applauded by hurt white people, though they are still criticizing Frito-Lay for how pale and pasty-white the Cracker Jack guy is on the logo. babylonbee.com/news/cracker-jacks-changes-name-to-more-politically-correct-caucasian-jacks |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2021 10:52:02 GMT
Should I check Snopes?
Or find some caffeine?
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Post by glitterbomb on Jul 20, 2021 12:48:46 GMT
The Babylon Bee is satire.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2021 12:52:37 GMT
The Babylon Bee is satire. I assumed that it was But I’ve been wrong before! |
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Post by lillygurl360 on Jul 22, 2021 1:20:58 GMT
Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben have changed too Meh And Cracker Jack is now Caucasian Jack. Oh my!Nooooooooo!lol. |
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Post by lillygurl360 on Jul 22, 2021 1:21:58 GMT
PLANO, TX—When ballparks finally open again, those standing for the traditional seventh-inning stretch will be singing some different lyrics to "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." After over 100 years of selling its caramel popcorn snack under the name Cracker Jack, Frito-Lay announced today that it would be rebranded as the less offensive "Caucasian Jack." "We are very sorry to all the crack---er, I mean, Caucasians we have hurt over the years," said a spokesperson. "Cracker is an offensive stereotype, and we must make sure that all foods and snack products are culturally sensitive. Think about all the white people who have had to suffer in silence as tens of thousands of baseball fans sang out the hurtful lyrics 'Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks.'" "No more. The bigotry stops today." The move was applauded by hurt white people, though they are still criticizing Frito-Lay for how pale and pasty-white the Cracker Jack guy is on the logo. babylonbee.com/news/cracker-jacks-changes-name-to-more-politically-correct-caucasian-jacksLol! |
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