Good Ideas & Bad Ideas

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Jun 29, 2021 7:28:45 GMT @keytoknowledge said:

Good idea: Cleaning up litter.

Bad idea: Cleaning up kitty litter.

You obviously have no pets

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Jun 29, 2021 1:03:26 GMT @keytoknowledge said:

Good idea: Dressing up as a pirate for Halloween.

Bad idea: Dressing up as a piñata for Halloween.

A piñata would be FUN

Pirates are BORING

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Jun 29, 2021 11:00:29 GMT @flan327 said:

Jun 29, 2021 1:03:26 GMT @keytoknowledge said:

Good idea: Dressing up as a pirate for Halloween.

Bad idea: Dressing up as a piñata for Halloween.

A piñata would be FUN

Pirates are BORING

1. A decorated container filled with candy and toys suspended from a height, intended to be broken by blindfolded children with sticks, and used as part of Christmas and birthday celebrations in certain Latin-American countries or at children's parties.
2. A frequent object or victim of ongoing criticism or abuse: "Partially hydrogenated oils [have become] a piñata for public health officials worldwide"

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Good idea: Drinking fresh milk from the carton.

Bad idea: Drinking fresh milk from the cow.

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Good idea: Singing Christmas carols to your neighbors.

Bad idea: Singing Christmas carols to your neighbors on the Fourth of July.

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Good idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter morning.

Bad idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas morning.

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Good idea: Visiting the circus.

Bad idea: Having the circus visit you.

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Good idea: Going trick-or-treating on Halloween.

Bad idea: Going trick-or-treating on St. Patrick’s Day.

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Jun 29, 2021 12:02:30 GMT @keytoknowledge said:

Jun 29, 2021 11:00:29 GMT @flan327 said:

A piñata would be FUN

Pirates are BORING

1. A decorated container filled with candy and toys suspended from a height, intended to be broken by blindfolded children with sticks, and used as part of Christmas and birthday celebrations in certain Latin-American countries or at children's parties.
2. A frequent object or victim of ongoing criticism or abuse: "Partially hydrogenated oils [have become] a piñata for public health officials worldwide"

What is YOUR BASIC MALADJUSTMENT?

I would pity you but you don’t deserve it

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Jun 29, 2021 12:09:23 GMT @keytoknowledge said:

Good idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter morning.

Bad idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas morning.

A holiday is a holiday

Sometimes Easter here is cold and rainy
No kid wants to go outside

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Jun 29, 2021 12:10:51 GMT @keytoknowledge said:

Good idea: Visiting the circus.

Bad idea: Having the circus visit you.

You are worse than the Grinch

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Jun 29, 2021 13:00:19 GMT @flan327 said:

Jun 29, 2021 12:09:23 GMT @keytoknowledge said:

Good idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter morning.

Bad idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas morning.

A holiday is a holiday

Sometimes Easter here is cold and rainy
No kid wants to go outside

In the US and certain other countries, including Australia, Japan, Sweden and the Netherlands, eggs require refrigeration (1).

This is because eggs in these countries are washed and sanitized soon after they are laid in an attempt to prevent contamination with Salmonella, the bacteria often responsible for food poisoning from poultry products (2Trusted Source, 3).

Yet in addition to removing bacteria, washing an egg may damage its naturally protective cuticle. This can make it easier for bacteria to move through the shell and contaminate the egg (2Trusted Source, 4Trusted Source).

The presence of bacteria inside an egg is what eventually causes it to “go bad,” or rot.

However, keeping an egg at refrigerator temperatures (below 40°F, or 4°C) slows the growth of bacteria and helps prevent it from penetrating the shell (5Trusted Source, 6Trusted Source).

In fact, refrigeration is so effective at controlling the growth of bacteria that in combination with an egg’s protective shell and enzymes, refrigerated eggs rarely go bad — as long as they have been handled and stored properly.

Nevertheless, egg quality declines over time. This means that the air pocket in an egg grows larger and the yolk and whites become thinner and less springy. Eventually, it may simply dry up instead of going bad.

Despite these changes, an egg may remain perfectly safe to eat for a long time (7).

Eggs won’t stay good forever though, and there is a point at which you’ll want to throw them away.

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tl;dr

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You have no children

Or else you would use PLASTIC EGGS

They come in different colors and you fill them with candy

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I don’t eat eggs